lovesweet211 (October 12, 2008 at 3:44 am)

damn I am so bored of staying at amateur every night... why is such a whorish lady so bored?

JerryRSun (October 12, 2008 at 12:25 am)

If Mike Huckabee wasn't such a crazy Christian, he would be an acceptable Republican candidate for president.

STFUpeon (October 11, 2008 at 10:57 pm)

Bear Grylls > Chuck Norris

jordanluvscharlie (October 11, 2008 at 1:28 pm)

-Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.-Chuck Norris doesnt wash his clothes, he disembowels them.-A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

FirePenguinzz (October 11, 2008 at 1:07 pm)

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

JezebelAmaranth (October 11, 2008 at 12:31 pm)

LOL

judiWESR (October 11, 2008 at 9:32 am)

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Zaku009 (October 11, 2008 at 5:18 am)

uh no he endorsed McCain couple weeks ago...

mclovin60643 (October 11, 2008 at 4:12 am)

Chuck Norris went to McDonalds, ordered a Whopper, and he got one. Oh yes, he got one.

hibityhabity (October 11, 2008 at 4:00 am)

i wanted mike huckabee to be the republican nominee