virago1776 (January 1, 1970 at 7:29 am)

I'm an American.Most of us do know more than our President.We also know more than our other politicians.For instance we know how much it costs to feed clothe and educate our children.We also know we shouldn't spend money we don't have.Our politicians don't know those things.We only vote for them because it's not legal for chickens and ducks and such to run for office.At least we could eat the chickens and ducks if they mess up.But it's against the law to eat politicians.Too bad that.

StashBurners (January 1, 1970 at 7:29 am)

Funny as hell.

jamy30 (January 1, 1970 at 7:29 am)

"We've got Top Secret super weapons that even the President doesn't know about."then how do you know about them?

virago1776 (January 1, 1970 at 7:29 am)

urwordagainstmine - I'm terribly sorry, it's also comparison, not "comparinson."

virago1776 (January 1, 1970 at 7:29 am)

urwordagainstmine - You know, you really do need help with this.It should read "Couldn't have" not "Couldn't of," it's you've, not "Youv'e and the last should be "You're not "Your."And it's "Lennie" not Lenny.You should read the book, or at least see the movie if you're too lazy.Oh yeah, and find yourself a mate like George to help you out.He's really fond of folks like you.

virago1776 (January 1, 1970 at 7:29 am)

urwordagainstmine - I read it when I was seven or eight.Now, to return the favor.I suggest you get a spelling book.It's seriously, not siriously.It's also not a typo.The i is at one end of the keyboard and the e at the other.And I don't need a mate at the moment but if and when I do I'll buy myself an Englishman.They are inexpensive, can be taught to speak and play (Some can even be housebroken) and they make really good butlers when one is tired of playing with them.

urwordagainstmine (January 1, 1970 at 7:29 am)

loving the comparinson of virago1776 to lenny ah best thing ive read all day, couldn't of put it better myself. but siriously virago1776 find yourself a mate like george. (that is if youv'e read mice and men) (or at least seen the film if your too lazy)

brotmann86 (January 1, 1970 at 7:29 am)

lol :)

virago1776 (January 1, 1970 at 7:29 am)

brotmann86 - Our weapons are too terrible to joke about.I'll tell you about one of them but it's also Top Secret so don't tell anybody else.It's called a Girly Gas Bomb.When we drop it on an enemy it makes all the male soldiers think they are girls and then while they are doing their nails, fiddling about with their hair and gossiping and such, our soldiers sneak up, throw a mouse in amongst them and they all scream and run away.Then, when the gas wears off, they all feel silly and go home.

mdterp01 (January 1, 1970 at 7:29 am)

OH MY GOD!!! I AM IN TEARS!! That was f*cking HILLARY-OUS!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!